The more you think about it…. | Life’s little oddities you rarely think about | INFJ Discussion

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Happy 2/22/22!

Sometimes I get some killer weed and start to ponder about life. Then I ponder and I’m blown away by how fucked up things are yet how mind-blowing it all is, life is. It helps me realize why things are the way they are and why humankind is so broken individually and as a whole.

Women are all like “ugh men suck!” It’s biological. They’re only meant to spread their seed. Marriage was created to keep them around. Then divorce was created. And, ironically, divorce prevents crime. Now, ain’t that a fucked up dick to suck on?

When people die, think about all the passwords they took with them to the grave. All those lost journal entries, lost stories, an epic novel in draft stage, little slivers of their life….just poof .

When you put makeup on, you’re clogging your pores in the way that you’re either covering it or placing something into it. What about roads? Maybe the clogging of Earth’s pores is contributing to some of the global warming we’re seeing. See, when you put the concealer on your face, it prevents proper air flow to the skin. Wouldn’t this concrete jungle we’ve built behave in the same manner?

Hepatitis-B. This virus is very peculiar. I was just re-watching an Ali Wong skit the other day and she said it right “it lives in the man’s body but goes boo! in the womans”. How fucked is that?

The auditory and visual spectrum. Humans can only see certain colors and their audible range is roughly from 20-20,000 Hz. That’s a huge range, but not really. Every being is energy. Energy doesn’t die. Every being emits a sound that falls somewhere on the frequency range, most not on our frequency range. If we could hear all the trees, plants, animals, it’d be deafening. Then, there’s color. Imagine if we could see to our fullest extent. It’d be scary as hell. It’d be a bunch of humans with bugs crawling all over them, literally. Just mites and bacteria clinging to cheeks, dangling from eyebrows, scurrying over arms and legs. Weird!

Even weirder, yet astounding, is this auditory-visual spectrum we know. Sounds and color all sit on a certain spectrum. Our senses interpret those frequencies into the color of the rainbow. Nuts.

Now, considering this, speaking of energy never dying- fossil fuels are a bizarre concept. We run modern machines on the sludge of ancient fossils. We pull out of the ground in a matter of centuries what took eons to accumulate. All beings are also interconnected in the web of life. To extract from the Earth the nutrients that millions of years fed her in such a short amount of time seems a little draining, dehydrating. That’d be like removing all the moisture from your body. See how fast that’ll age you!

Young children are absolute geniuses. You’re probably like “huh? Then why do we have to wipe their asses?” Hear me out. We’re walking around with a bunch of Tesla’s and don’t even give them enough credit. Side note: Tesla. I don’t call people Einstein’s unless I mean to insult them. Einstein was a crook and a horrible friend. Take that neuron and fire it. But when it comes to linguistics and speech, that’s some tough stuff! The capacity their brains have to be order to separate sounds into words, interpret intonation with feelings and so on is amazing. Then, the bilingual toddlers or those who also know sign language, wow! That right there is brain power.

Sex. The more you think about it, sex is super gross. It feels amaze-balls but that exchange of microscopic bugs and weird liquids is enough to make you gag (silently barfs).

K, that’s my spiel. See ya next time.



INFJ Discussion: 𝔈𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔰 & 𝔈𝔳𝔦𝔩 | Topics: recent cases of 2021 (Laundrie, Chauvin, Aguilera-Mederos)

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Today’s episode should be called What in the holy BLEEP because this isn’t going to go over well. When shit gets real, it doesn’t usually pan out very well for the whistleblower or the truth-teller. Fuck it though; let’s hit it.

A lot has been on my mind as usual. I always have so much to say but I rarely say it all, if at all, because people in general can’t handle the truth. If they were given two choices- comfortable lies or truths- they’d go for the comfortable lies. Me? I want hard truths. Truth, although it does hurt at times, is not a detriment. It’s a push forward. It’s a discussion yearning to be had.

Humans are very judgmental. We won’t even bother to walk a mile before casting stones. When it comes to recent cases that hit hard in the mainstream media, I wonder if anybody is looking at all angles and truly analyzing what went on, why, how to fix it. If not fix it, how to make it better for tomorrow because obviously yesterday was shit. I’m gonna really get it for this but two human beings come to mind- Derek Chauvin and Brian Laundrie. I won’t go into the politics nor am I condoning violence or bad behavior but it must be said. So, hate me if you want, but I’m going to say it.

Derek wasn’t by any means right in what he did. It wouldn’t have mattered what George did in his life here on Earth to make what happened to him right. But when I saw Derek’s photo after his arrest, I saw a lot. It was written all over his eyes. Most people, if not all, believed he was only upset because he was caught. They see him as an ego-maniac who couldn’t control that ego and killed a man without remorse out of spite. I saw otherwise. I saw a man who learned somewhere along his journey how to be neglectful of others. I saw a man whose wife left him, who society persecuted to the fullest. I saw a man who had already been led astray in his earlier years further led astray by mainstream injustice.

It is not a right of any of ours to need details of a crime. It’s not our business. Yes, we are citizens and this is a society with laws, but what he or she does is not us. Their story is not ours. We have no clue all the aspects involved. It’s like those movies about criminals that really get into their life. Often times, the viewer eventually sympathizes and gains an understanding of that crime and all the whys that nobody ever bothered to ask or analyze. Life isn’t a movie but movies hold aspects of real life.

In that photo of Derek, I saw a man who lost it all because of a moment of ego. But do his moments of ego say he should be persecuted and dragged through the mud over and over and over again? How long does a person pay for what they did- forever? Until their last breath? After they die? When does persecution end and rehabilitation begin? Say I was Derek. I could picture myself acting a fool with a crowd barking orders at me. I’d lived a life of orders barked at me. Maybe Derek did too. I could see how he did what he did without intending to hurt or harm. Sometimes if you have a dark life, it overtakes your logic. I’ve acted a fool but I’m not one. My terrible disgusting moments don’t define me. It’s how I redeem myself that matters. But guess what? We didn’t give Derek that opportunity to learn and live better tomorrow, to do better. I honestly fear by the public persecution and hate, we may have created more of a demon than before.

We all live our lives asking to be heard, to be seen, understood. What makes any of us so special that it’s only about us? Why can’t we hear, see, understand others- even the bastards and assholes?

This brings me to Brian Laundrie. I may not have followed the case but I do use Youtube so it’s safe to say the case followed me. It was always on my feed. I understand the pain and heartache and injustice of what happened to Gabrielle. What I do not understand is why his parents got the shit shaft. I don’t know about you but I know I personally love my kids more than anything and more than everything combined. I would rather die than lose them. If I was at a cliff and both my babygirl slipped along with the kid next to her. Say I was there and I was the one who held onto both of them- like that scene with Elijah Wood and Macauley Culkin in The Good Son. Say I had a choice of who I had to let go of to benefit the other, or else everybody loses. Without hesitation, I would hang onto my child and let go of someone else’s child.

This is what the Laundries did. I read the comments on videos. I pray Brian’s parents didn’t. Most people, if not all, were condemning the Laundries, like “what if it was your kid?” or “they owe the Petitos answers”. I always sat back and said “Why?” Yes, you would want somebody to step up and speak up so it benefits you. The facts are it wasn’t their child. They chose their child over anothers. We all would do the same. I also put myself in Brians shoes. I wondered what I’d do in a particular scenario. All I can say, in this life, in this kind of world, with this kind of insensitive society, I would’ve stayed quiet too. All I can is they lost a lot in this too. I guarantee you they did grieve Gabrielle too. Even if they showed it, it’s too late- the public already chose whose side they were on. The other side held no chance. Their tears or grief would’ve been called “fake” or “lies”. Now, they lost their son. Now, the public of against them. Life is so different now. I can understand that loss, that kind of pain. As a society, it’s not our place to judge or scorn or dictate what they should have done. I can say it’s rule #1 to shhhh when questioned by the police and get an attorney. That is what they did and we cannot fault them for that. To also see a society that grieved for the death of the girlfriend with no regard to their son, I don’t know if I’d feel I owed anybody anything either.

Last but not least, Aguilera-Mederos, the truckers whose 100-year sentence got reduced. Many say, not all, that he could have done differently and was responsible for the other lives lost. I disagree. I know my situation is not as severe but when I was a kid I was going down this big hill on my new bicycle. I saw the car coming. I saw it. All I did was close my eyes and brace myself for the impact. I knew it’d happen anyway. Due to this minor incident in my youth, I can damn well picture myself closing my eyes and saying my last prayers before the blackness came, before nothingness came. If my truck lost its brakes and I was in a panic flying down a hill thinking I’d die, I truly don’t think I could scan my surroundings for a way to spare the lives of others. It’s not selfish, it’s reality.

Fast forward to court. He was truly remorseful. The majority was right with him. An accident is just that sometimes, an accident. Not all loss needs someone to pay for it. Sometimes losses happen, accidents and mistakes happen. It’s as if you can’t take any job now where there’s any interaction with people. It’s too much of a risk. They could sue. You could have a bad day and say the wrong thing and someone could film you. There was a case of a lifeguard who didn’t rescue a child quick enough although the mother was right there and swimming, like all else you choose to do, is at-your-own-risk. Why only point the finger at the lifeguard who had 15 other kids to keep an eye on instead of the mother who only had one? It’s bullshit. You can’t even have a CPR-certification without being responsible for literally everyone’s life around you. These kinds of things make sensible logical people not want to be a trucker or a lifeguard or get that certification, etc.

That’s my rant. Most of you probably disagree. But that’s ok. How do you think society has gotten as far as this in what little time we had- discussion and trial and error, right? If we can’t disagree on things without you wanting to cancel me or fuck my life up, ruin all the stuff I built in my yesteryears for one horrible moment or two, we don’t stand a chance. Regarding the first two men I mentioned in this video, I see all sides, I feel for ALL parties involved. I can imagine what it’d feel like on both sides. However, disagree or not, you want me on your jury if ever you fuck it up. And you will. We all do. Some of us just don’t get caught. Having a person with an open mindset and knowledge of mind and matter, nature and nurture, lifes woes and what can cause a human to turn into a devil on your jury benefits everyone. I wouldn’t scorn you for your crimes or wrongdoings. I may judge a little but, eventually, I absolutely would want to learn about it. So, if you fuck it up later on, and I’m on your jury, you’ll be like “I should’ve never been an asshole to that chick for seeing all sides”. Also, it’s a huge detriment to society to get rid of everything that hurts you or reminds you of bad stuff. That’s not real life. You can’t say “ouch” then snap your fingers and poof! It’s gone! Life isn’t like that.

K, that’s it. Until next time when I’ll be bitching and moaning about snowflakes, bullshit movements, pedophiles, hit & runs and stuff. Pedophiles and hit and runs?! Dafuq? Yea, you heard it. I have an opinion. Only one other person on this planet that I have heard agrees with my take on it and that is Teal Swan. I don’t follow her. I just stumbled on a couple videos that I agree with so I gave a listen. Remember, to understand and see all sides, sometimes you give a listen to even the things you don’t want to.

Your lady Sadie checking out of this bitch.


𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝒻𝓊©𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 | 4 Years of Celibacy | The False Twin Flame, Exchanging Sexual Energy, Hook-up Culture, Heartbreak After Deep Love

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Have you ever truly thought somebody was “the one”? In retrospect, ever realized this person wasn’t a soulmate or a twin flame but, rather, a karmic partner? It’s like a ton of bricks landing on your face. Shit hurts. Ever felt so exhausted or betrayed by love, you’re like awww hell no when it comes to finding another? If you answered yes to any of these questions, #1 you’re just as fucked up as I am, and #2 welcome! You are in the right place, my friend. Cue dumb intro nobody gives a flying shit about anyway then we’ll talk about it.

INFJ, you love hard. You mean it too. Your heart is there. This is why separation, betrayal or loss causes such excruciating painful suffering. Far from fair-weather, you gave it your all. Maybe not all of you but you gave it your entire heart. Here’s some good news: If you are true INFJ, once you fall and get back up from a serious heartbreak, you remember all aspects of that tumble and you learn from it. You analyze what made you trip, why that object held enough importance to take you down, who put it there and why, how you behaved once you landed, the manner in which you resurrected yourself. You remember who was there, who had walked away. You have the lessons now. It takes one good heartbreak, just one. This one heartbreak is such a kick in the lady-balls, you gave yourself a sex-change operation. It is like being trapped in a casket full of mosquitoes but you have no hands.

We see that heartbreak, that lesson and we feel jipped….at first. INFJs also analyze the lesson itself. In order to judge it, you need to know it. Once you know all sides of that heartbreak, you thank it. It blessed you. It set you right again because now, and you didn’t realize it back then, you’re no longer astray. You don’t see your heart-wrecker as an enemy because they helped you realize so many things about life, relationships and yourself. You now know what you deserve. This experience many refer to as the awakening or enlightenment after going to the dark night of the soul.

Before this one huge heartbreak you thought would kill you but really made you stronger and wiser, you didn’t mind hook-ups and flirting. Because you didn’t yet understand how sexual energy is exchanged, how energy in general is exchanged. See, sharing a bed is more than just one person sticking their genitals in anothers orifice. It’s human balls of energy combining those energies for however long it takes- 15 minutes for some, seven for others. For some, the sensitive intuitive souls, that energy lingers longer. Often, much longer. Why do you think you ghosted that freak or even saw them as a freak after? Why do you think it’s something you don’t utter to the world, another skeleton in the closet.

We’ve all had that pity fuck. We all did somebody who reeked a bit or repulsed us once they took their clothes off. We all bowed our heads during that walk of shame. If you haven’t, lucky you. For the majority of us Earthlings, it’s a thing we try not to talk about or admit to publicly but we still remember it. That kind of energy stuck with us, we just didn’t know it. It’s like oil and water. If the two people going at it aren’t on the same vibrational levels, shit can get out of whack.

Rather, sex is a serious matter. It’s an important biological need and intentional and intimate display of affection. Once you go through a heartbreak that jumbles your world around, it realigns what’s important. You are important. I am important. That person next to you is important. Sure, they may suck at times, but they are important. Our energy is important. The reason there is so much chaos in society is because we forgot that, in order to really comprehend life and to see its purpose, we need to focus on the inner prowess of another, not the physical charm. The gift not the packaging. I say ‘society’ because it’s not like this in the wild, so I’m not really sure why they call the wild ‘wild’ and humans otherwise. Collectively, we’re the wild ones, the forgetful ones. We all carry so much lost wisdom that is so bogged down by modern toxicity. ‘Lost’ wisdom because only a few of us really reclaim it in this lifetime.

If we keep sharing energy with those we’re not energetically compatible with, the potential of creating another imbalanced human from that energy exchange is highly possible. Bill Burr once made a skit about “that guy” where he joked “stop making that guy!” Some of you are picking up what I’m putting down. It’s funny as shit. But he was right. If we keep spreading our energy portals- our genitals- we’re wasting energy we could be saving for the one who truly matters. If you mix an apple and orange, you’d get an orapple. That’s not the way nature intended it. But if you mix a Granny Smith with a MacIntosh, you still get an apple. You wouldn’t settle for somebody not equal in the qualities you hold valuable, so why share your bed with one?

Personally, after my heartbreak, I was crushed. Sometimes, it felt literal. As an INFJ, my love is deep. I only say it when I mean it and that is rare. Too many nowadays are all “Love ya!” to everyone that crosses their path. It’s weird to me. What is the point of ‘love’ if we’re, like so many other words and phrases now, redefining it? We were blessed with such a deep emotion for a reason and that is to use it and spread it wisely not foolishly or blindly. Otherwise, we’re just blowing a magical gift and shitting in the goblets of the Gods who blessed us with them. Love wisely and share your love-energy with those vibing on the same high level. You are too special to be giving away your sparkle to those who don’t even deserve your tarnish.

After my one huge heartbreak, I didn’t even want to find another. I’d spent so many days listening to his promises of forever that I believed them. Other people didn’t even cross my mind during him and even after. I found myself unable to flirt with a man, date one, let alone sleep with one. I found my worth and I don’t find the want to share my energy. I’ve spent so much time washing the bullshit off my glitter so now it actually shines again. I no longer believe in “forever” or a love that lasts a lifetime. I absolutely do not love this person any longer. There’s always a space for him in my heart but I have moved on in my mind. My faith and my genitals, now that’s another story. We’re still healing. I was so broken, I don’t know if I’ll ever put my love into another like I did that one time. I don’t even know if I’ll ever have sex again or a boyfriend or even go on a date. I don’t want to. I won’t be ready for a while.

This year, 2022, marks four years of celibacy. I even remember the day- March 2nd. Not at all because it was bow-chicka-wow-wow but because I’m just wicked good at remembering details. Four short years of no sex, no sexting, no dates….just me and my babies exploring nature whilst exploring ourselves. To me, now, life is much deeper. I’m much deeper. I’m rougher but I’m softer at the same time. I know what I want now. I took that time to heal, to really reflect on the reflections in the mirror he showed me, and I learned. These lessons, this wisdom, isn’t mean to be given away nor bought or sold. It’s mine. And my babies. This celibacy experience has taught me to focus on what’s out there instead of just what’s in here. It’s what’s out there that helped to create what’s in here, afterall. To INFJ, love means love and passion means passion.

Tesla said “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” Like with countless things, he was right. He held a wisdom beyond any even modern man knows. We should heed his words.


I’d rather deep throat barbed wire than be an extrovert

You heard it right. I would rather deep throat barbed wire than be an extrovert again. This is what life is like an an INTROVERT:

I get to chill when I want and answer to nobody. I can swear like a sailor without judgment. I can cry at random videos without hiding my tears because I don’t cry in public. I refuse to give anybody that one-up on me. There’s nobody to spend my money on or somebody who needs me to do some asinine favor because, let’s face it, helping somebody move is just a pain in the dick. Life is simple and more risk-free. I get to analyze me more and, yea, there’s a bit of judging you.

Here is life as an EXTROVERT: Fuck my life! K, that’s it. Thanks for tuning in, folks.

Really though, it’s a bunch of watching where I drive or walk because you’re there. It’s having to be on-point all the time because you aren’t. Humans have a 9/10 fuck-it-up rate at best. Realistically, it’s 10 out of 10. Every day I go into the world, somebody fucks up my order or drives like a fruitloop so I have to be vigilant so they don’t smash my shit up because if they do, it’s on me. They won’t own it or pay up. It’s having to watch my speed or sit at a bullshit red light even though nobody else is around, just in case the po is sitting under some tree all shady-like. It’s hearing kids have outbursts in public, it’s watching their mothers scroll through Facebook on their phones as if they’re Miss Popular. It’s having to foot the bill or do the driving because I’m the nice guy and you’re just a broke motherfucker. It’s me pointing out typos in literally every article I read. It’s watching a bunch of fake people be loud and obnoxious. It’s seeing a stunning view yet every human around isn’t appreciating it like I am- instead, their phones do the admiring and the appreciation comes from the people who comment on the picture they absolutely will post. It’s watching humans be so inauthentic, it is sickening. It is being that one person who steps up when you say or do something uber shitty and looking like the asshole for it.

So, yea, I’d rather, in the most positive way, deep throat barbed wire than be an extrovert again. Looking back, almost every time I put myself out there, it didn’t pan out. Nobody can even do a good deed or have something cool happen without posting about it as if the feedback from strangers or people we don’t care about that deeply is the breath of life. Extroversion is people being unoriginal and stealing my ideas. You have no clue how many “oh, I should do that” I got when I told people I was an audiobook narrator. Then they’d ask “how do you get into that?” to which my response is “do your homework if you’re so serious about it all of the sudden.” I wrote a book and suddenly others were all like “oh I’m writing a book!” as if they suddenly turned from boob-tube watchers to literary scholars. Extroversion is being ahead of the game and constantly waiting for others to catch up. It’s having to go without or doing what you don’t want in group outings because you have to take everyone’s input into effect. Honestly, maybe I don’t want to. Being a team-player is fine and all but I did that way too long without the team stepping up. Not only was I batting, I had to pitch that cocksucker too while manning two out of three bases.

Extroversion is a big “fuck you” to myself. If I go first- you know, like water your own garden type of shit- then I’m a selfish prick. And, frankly, putting others first all the time is exhausting and I built resentment doing that. Extroversion is being told you are free and believing it. Extroversion is saying there’s 1,632 genders when you know better. You have to do and say so many things just to fit in.

K, lockdowns. When the Rona hit, we were put into isolation/lockdown/whatever you wanna call it. Shit. Was. AWESOME! I live in the mountains so wanna know what I did? I went out and played in places I don’t normally play. Usually, if the humans are around, I’ll hike another three to five miles just to make sure they’re away from me. I actually got to chill in the mainstream spots everyone knows of. Nobody was there. The moose and deer and stuff actually chilled in the open in the meadows. There wasn’t any litter for me to pick up! I repeat that: the litter was gone because the pesky humans were gone! #LitterChallenge2022, y’all. That video that was sooooo important for our Earth and the future generations but it got wayyyy less than 100 views. I’m insulted only because if I showed my cool tits or put myself looking all fly on the thumbnail, it would’ve actually gotten views. But I don’t do that even though I could if I wanted to. I just don’t want to. When I was an extrovert, or what some would call kinda popular, I was an egotistical bitch in my short skirts, tan, manicures, my hair all done up, makeup splashed on my face. I used to be wicked hot, you guys. Ask anyone. But, when life got real, I got real.

Lockdown made the air and water quality improve drastically. We all saw those videos- monkeys running around main streets, dolphins by the shore, birds galore, animals reclaiming their homes that we literally stole from them. We even treat them like shit when they try to hang out on their own land. How sweet are we? There was silence. I could actually sit back against the trees again and feel their energy. If you get one of those plant MIDIs and hook it up to any plant, it sings. Everything around us in nature has a vibration and emits energy that translates like a song to the human ear. The world is singing…but we’ve stopped listening. The magical ethereal beneficial frequencies are now muddled and toxic. For those like ‘what?’, I’m talking like 432 Hz and stuff.

What kind of arrogant species believes we own all of this or that we’re entitled? As a society ridden with ego, if somebody gets in the way it’s “take em out” or “don’t like it, well get out”. We are so busy looking after ourselves, our families, our lives that we have tunnel-vision with a focus on ‘me’ and ‘I’. There is no room for ‘you’ let alone ‘us’. And I’m talking about with humans, never mind including animals as an ‘us’ or ‘we’. The only reason animals are hidden away or scurry when they see us is because of us. They have eyes and ears. They see our destruction and noise. They’ve seen their own kind shot down or bloodied for our benefit. If they all wanted to band together and take us out, they could. I don’t blame them for not wanting to and for fleeing the opposite direction when humans are around.

If we had lockdowns for a couple of weeks once a year or so and were actually CONCIOUS about our emissions, there’d be something worth fighting for. But, because of us, my niece will grow up and never see a moose or a bear. She may not remember that she sees them on occasion now but the sightings are getting scarcer. She’ll forget what it’s like to take a sip from a crisp stream deep in the mountains. She’ll forget what wide-open spaces are, what a garden looks like, how birdsong sounds. She may never believe sharks existed. Sharks. You guys, we are living alongside actual dinosaurs. How cool is that? Instead of realize how cool things are, we shit all over it.

Nature healed during lockdowns and here we all were bitching about how bored and miserable we were. Once lockdowns lifted, we went back out there with our long drives and wasteful spending and fucked it up all over again. It’s like that little band-aid we granted Mother Nature with for such a short time never happened. The trouble is, I remember it happened. I remember Earth healed some of her wounds a bit. I saw the animals again. I heard the breeze and those birds. I felt free. I really felt free. The weight I normally feel when I’m around others was lifted.

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I Vant to Suck Your Dick…Again (Pt 2)| 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴18+| Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Books 3 & 4 by Anne Rice

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Welcome to your 2022 forecast, Geminis. If you remember last years forecast, it was on point for many of you. I know it was for me.

To see the 2021 Gemini January-June Forecast, here

For July-December, here


We’re going to whiz through this. In today’s Sadie sesh, we’ll run through terms and definitions (including houses, elements, planets and much more), your monthly previews, then finally charts to help you along your 2022 journey.

Here is today’s itinerary with timestamps in description:

00:33 About Gemini

04:33 Terms and Definitions

08:36 2022 Monthly Forecast

08:44 January

11:04 February

13:03 March

14:56 April

17:15 May

19:27 June

21:26 July

23:32 August

25:48 September

28:40 October

30:47 November (please excuse the type at 31:15. Under Nov 23, it’s “let it motivate you” not “is”)

32:35 December

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About Gemini

Gemini is the sign of the twins as the zodiac sign indicates. These twins are Castor and Pollux, the former a mortal, the latter immortal. They shared a mother named Leda but had different fathers. Castor’s father was King Tyndarus, a mortal, while Pollux’s was Zeus, immortal. Geminis are yin and yang, light and dark, positive and negative, female and male, all in one. There are 11 different radio stations going on, all different genres, and a Gemini’s swift comprehension enables them to capture every word, every melody, every chord others may not hear. Being ruled by the planet Mercury, the planet of communication, they have to process just as quickly as they think, to speak as quickly as they absorb.

Gemini is in the third house, houses being the key parts of our lives and the things we place most value. Three is the number of communication. Looking at the Roman numeral III, if you look closely, it is you and me with an inclusion of them. It is black, white, the spectrum in between. It is three feet instead of two to lead the way. Geminis are born leaders, never suitable followers.

Gemini is an air sign. Not just an air sign but a mutable one, meaning they can go with the flow instead of remaining stubborn or stagnant. They love nature. To many, if not most, they love all animals big and small, they are intrigued by the sky, by trees and how the roots communicate. They love books that make them feel and see with a wider scope. They appreciate the company of the fun-loving in their younger years, the exploratory in their older ones. Always, they are kids at heart.

Always, they are curious and willing to learn. They have a thirst to learn the deeper aspects of the things that interest them. To Gemini, it is ‘why are the colors of the rainbows always in that order and manifested to the human eye as such?’ To Gemini, kids playing together isn’t about the game they’re playing, it’s about how they’re going about it, how they are to one another, and a slice of hope for the future.

Since Gemini is the color spectrum, they excel at positions in which logic and fairness is necessary. Although they’d make great lawyers, judges, politicians, they don’t. They can’t bullshit you. Even if they wanted to bullshit, their facial expressions wouldn’t allow it. They’re eye-rollers, scoffers, and they’ll LOL at you if they catch you filming yourself twerking at the lake. To Gemini, things like this are just. It is not allowing the asshole or arrogance to overtake deeper meanings. To many Geminis, it also has to do with that they believe in shaming. Life teaches people lessons and if being the nice guy didn’t work while being a dickhead did, when necessary and if you really want to get ‘er done, you get ‘er done. Gemini knows when to be Angel and when to be Satan’s advocate.

Because of all of this, it’s best they stick with projects they hold dear, that way they won’t fizzle out because Gemini’s do get bored. They are flighty as they are accused of but people take that aspect too personally. Gemini already told you in several ways that you suck. If you didn’t check that suckage, Gemini has no problem turning their back on you.

In terms of 2022, Geminis, this year is all about development and growth, new perspectives and speaking your truth. A lot of good will come as long as you’re wise enough to see through all the bad.

Terms and Definitions

You’ll hear many terms in this episode that you’re familiar with but a little brushing up wouldn’t hurt.

Sun sign– Also known as the star sign or zodiac sign. This is our outward personality, our wants, the faces we show the world. It is the us people know.

New Moon– the New Moon is like energetic and emotional manifestation, so what we sow now we reap later. Our Moon sign is the true us, our needs, the us we keep protected and show to the ones we trust. You will know this as the inner us. The New Moon aligns with the Sun as it enters a zodiac sign.

Full Moon– As you’ll see, the moon is a very emotional symbol. The Full Moon represents our emotional compass.

Ascending Sign- Also known as the Rising Sign. This is the first impression of us we display to the world, another known aspect of us. It is kind of like the Sun Sign but less dominant. Our ascending sign is the sign that rose in the eastern skies at birth, the eastern horizon signifying the mind and the power of the sun among other things.

Houses are the key parts of life and the house we were born into indicates which pieces we care about the most

Retrograde– Often times, the word ‘retrograde’ will pop up. It is when a planet appears to reverse direction. Appears meaning it is an optical illusion, but it does still hold significance when it comes to astrology. Since this is an illusion, this means communication and travel plans can only go awry if you allow it to. For non-Geminians, Mercury is the planet of communication and represented by Gemini. It is also the fastest planet in our solar system. Geminis are fast communicators so this makes perfect sense.

Solstice- Solstices happen only twice a year- the Winter Solstice on December 21st which is the shortest day and longest night of the year and the Summer Solstice on June 21 which is the opposite- the shortest night and longest day of the year. This is specifically for the Northern Hemisphere. For the Southern Hemisphere, Winter Solstice is in June and Summer in December.

Equinox- This is when day and night are of equal length. Again, this occurs twice a year, and when the sun crosses the celestial equator. The Spring Equinox which will take place this year on March 20 is all about rebirth and growth. September 23 is Autumn/Fall Equinox represents balance and marks beginnings and ends.

Partial Solar Eclipse- An Eclipse is when one celestial body blocks/obscures the light of another. Partial meaning partially, Solar indicating the light, or the sun. So a partial solar eclipse is when the Moon partially blocks the Sun.

Total Lunar Eclipse- A total obstruction of the Moon, as indicated by ‘lunar’, means one celestial body has blocked all light from the Moon. This is when the Earth’s shadow fully, or totally, blocks the light of the Moon. To keep the symbolism going, the Sun is an indicator of light. It decorates the sky during the day and it helps with growth and clarity. It is a wanting. The moon guides in the dark and symbolizes emotions, self-reflection, contemplation, grit. The moon is our needs.



Worst Month!

This month, Gems, you’re dreaming but it’s hard to put those dreams into actual words let alone implement a plan. After the whimsy of the holidays, the beauty of snowflakes in the forest, Geminis are deeply touched this season. But they feel stuck. How to express these contemplations without looking like a lunatic? I guess, in a way, it is lunacy. Considering the moon is an emotional sign that does lead in the darkness, the toxicity of the day is released in the night. This may appear as LUNAcy, but it isn’t. Instead, it’s much deeper. Depth is hard to grasp nowadays to outsiders.

Communication is very one-sided starting mid-month. Geminis feel that they are also being led astray this month. They’re misinterpreting signs and could be looking too deeply into the actions of others. Not everybody is out to get you but Gemini knows not everybody can be trusted either, so this is making the next step a little fuzzy. Those who are falling in love are questioning the reality of it. Couples are finding it difficult to communicate properly, again an inability to translate the words to the feelings. Arguments could ensure with family or friends this month. Finances are pretty tight to so that is a contributing factor with a lot of those disagreements.

With Mercury going retrograde mid month into early next month, watch your shit, Gems. Dont’ run your mouth too much or take your frustrations out on the wrong people. As always, keep track of things. For example, if your car isn’t running so hot, I don’t recommend taking those long drives up to the mountains. If your worried about paying a bill or two, spend wiser or don’t spend at all.

Key Dates with Translation

Jan 2- New Moon enters Capricorn & Mercury enters Aquarius

Unable to find the right words, be careful of saying the wrong ones!

Jan 17- Full Moon enters Cancer

Write your emotions down in a diary before sharing them with others just yet.

Jan 26- Mercury leaves Aquarius

With your sharp tongue growing softer, remind your loved ones they are loved and feel free to share those bottled-up feelings now.

Jan 14-Feb 3- Mercury retrograde (in Aquarius and Capricorn)

Mid-month emotional rollercoaster, buckle up! Things will be back to normal in February.


With Mercury back to normal on the 3rd, you won’t need to vent to your journal so much. After meditations, whether physical yoga or sitting by the window to watch the trees and the clouds, you feel a bit more balanced. With that refreshment, you may enter la-la land. If things start to look up, it could cause an adrenaline rush that transfers to arrogance. Stay grounded. Give others their say too. You know what it’s like to feel like your voice is muted so don’t project that onto others, especially the ones you truly love. After the 16th, Gemini is busily drawing up those plans they neglected last month with a promise to not neglect them next month.

Geminis have a lot of foresight and they plan for the weather. Create your checklists and stick those post-its all over the fridge. If it helps keep you aligned, it’s a win/win for everybody involved because, as we know, an unhappy or disappointed Gemini is a bitchy Gemini. Let’s prevent a bitchy Gemini. Valentines just passed. For most Geminis, it caused a lot of disappointment. Not because it was yet another holiday that went just okay but because the thoughtfulness wasn’t there. To Gemini, love isn’t money and fun isn’t a crowd. A one-on-one with romantic nothings whispered by a fire would’ve done the trick. Instead, many Geminis got stuck with nothing or a lot of bitching and moaning. The good news is, Gemini, you remember how things were in past years and are adamant to put your best self forward, mentally and physically. You’ll be either hitting the gym or doing at-home workouts.

Key Dates with Translation

Feb 1- New Moon in Aquarius

You feel balanced again but still feel as if something is off.

Feb 14- Mercury enters Aquarius

Communication seems iffy again but the bad vibes weren’t on you this time, Gemini!

Feb 16- New Moon in Leo

You’re planning ahead again, this time with a clearer vision, but don’t let that vision outweigh the intent behind your actions!


March is a month of manifestation, not just of yesterdays but for tomorrows. Once brighter days have snuck in through our curtains and days have become warmer, a new bounce is in your step. Geminis are feeling healthy and atop their plans for a kick-ass Spring and Summer, they’re planning for a kick-ass next year too. They know they got it this time. They’ve done a lot of work in the past three years. The lessons are crystal clear.

Karma can sneak up on some Geminis this month and bite a buttcheek. It will send a mini scare throughout your body and set you right for a better year ahead. For those who bite back, you’re in for a rude awakening come Autumn. The word ‘Fall’ will be literal for you. Since this is a month for manifesting, conjure up brightness not darkness. This is not the month for anything petty. As I said, it won’t reward you at all in the end even if it feels good in the moment. For those who follow their life plan and stick to the goals, the rest of the year will pay you back. Geminis in a rocky relationship or at a job that makes them want to kick the morning alarm five days a week, the end is near. For those in good relationships and jobs they kinda like, things will only get better for you. Nothing is perfect but Spring-time is sure to bring new life to those relationships and new respect. You’ll see why in August.

Key Dates with Translation

Mar 2- New Moon in Pisces

Your dreams for the future are deep but make sure you know what you’re manifesting.

Mar 10- Mercury enters Pisces

Those closest to you are dealing with a lot. If you can’t handle the emotional baggage right now, be there for them from a distance. Your mental health matters too and you’ve already dealt with enough.

Mar 18- Full Moon in Virgo

You can see the fruition of your goals and know the blood, sweat and tears on the way will be worth it.

Mar 20- Sun enters Aries (Spring equinox)

Spring is approaching and with that comes new hopes. Last summer was wonderful but it could’ve been better, you could’ve acted better. You’re making promises to yourself to soak it all in and leave the bitching behind.

Mar 27- Mercury enters Aries

Conversations with others are more fair than they’ve been. After time to think, people are seeing your way of things and respecting your mindset.


You are coasting at the start of April, Gems. With Mercury entering Taurus toward the middle of the month, the smooth sailing comes to a screeching halt for a couple of weeks, but gets more smoother at the end of April. Here’s the scoop: With Spring fast approaching, our birthdays in the horizon, the sunnier days means Geminis are feeling themselves….a little too much. Those outside of their circle see them as braggarts during this time and, as a result, Geminis can fall out of their favor. It’s petty but ’tis life. Actually, after April 11th, Geminis get a little petty themselves.

With Mercury entering Taurus on the 11th, with the Full Moon going into Libra less than a week later, then Mercury coasting into Gemini at the close of the month, April is full of good vibes that turn sour fast. If you’re not into Sour Patch Kids, I’d keep that mouth shut so that there’s room for something more palatable. Geminis are very humanitarian this month with good intention. It isn’t until that New Moon hits Taurus on the 30th that the darkness rears its ugly head again. The difference this time is Gemini can handle it. They’ve seen much darker and are much wiser because of it.

As you will see, on the 30th when that New Moon is in Taurus, there’s a Partial Solar Eclipse. To refresh our memories, an Eclipse is when one celestial body blocks/obscures the light of another. Partial meaning partially, Solar indicating the light, or the sun. So a partial solar eclipse is when the Moon partially blocks the Sun. With that moon taking the forefront, the things that bug you have the opportunity to weigh you down. Don’t let that happen. Remember all that thinking in March and the planning from April and go with it.

Key Dates

Apr 1- New Moon in Aries

Airy Aries and a New Moon coupled together means emotional balance, at one with oneself and the universe.

Apr 11- Mercury enters Taurus

Interactions with others can turn a little snippy. If you need to bark, bark. If you need to bite, allow yourself a little nibble.

Apr 16- Full Moon in Libra

Feeling lucky? Well, Geminis, you should! After all, the stars are in your favor right now.

Apr 29- Mercury enters Gemini

Communication is at its finest. Don’t let that Partial Solar tomorrow ruin all your progress!

Apr 30- New Moon in Taurus (Partial Solar Eclipse in Taurus)

You’re usually up and down, Gemini. Today, you may find yourself feeling melancholy or moody. Do not hit Send on that email or text message right now, leave it in your drafts!


Happy Birthday, first and second decan Gems! You’re really hustling this month, Gemini! It’s not only because you didn’t save as much as you wanted to in early 2022, it’s also because you know without the hustle, Summer is going to suck! You’ve already been outdoors since March, soaking in the brisk air. Now, that air is turning warm and life is all around. It brings life back into yourself. You’re not just grinding, you’re kicking ass and taking names.

Work is very important to you right now. Relationships are at a high. Those that matter have stuck around and you’re paying them back in subtle and big ways. You’re grateful and it shows. You’re still working out a bit since you started a couple months ago and it’s showing. Your body is looking good. Your confidence is growing. Arrogance threatens to rear its ugly head but somehow you keep it at bay. For those who do let the monster out, others will have no qualms cutting ties with you. It may not affect you from the get but it’s going to hit you hard around the holidays.

Also, May is Mental Health Awareness Month. Everyone likes boobs so I only see pink ribbons being displayed. What about those green ribbons? Tits are not more important than the mind. Both can take your life, so it’s only fair, if we say we truly care, to look out for our fellow man. Depression isn’t really a wild thing. Animals don’t go through it like we do. Humans take small things and turn them too big. Cut that shit out. Gemini, you’re so good at reminding your tribe how you feel for them. Keep it up. The world needs more of it.

Key Dates with Translation

May 16- Full Moon in Scorpio (Total Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio)

Be kind. Treat others like crap right now, they’ll treat you like diarrhea later. You may see red at times but do not let those emotions get the best of you!

May 23- Mercury leaves Gemini

Your ability to express yourself maturely and with class is at risk now. When they go low, you have to be firm with yourself to go high. It’ll be hard but it’ll be worth it!

May 30- New Moon in Gemini

Future is looking bright and the name ‘Gems’ is super fitting right now!

May 10- Jun 3- Mercury retrograde in Gemini and Taurus

Your spiritual progress could be high risk if you allow those deep thoughts to come to the surface. What you do and say now cannot be undone and will leave its mark.


Happy Birthday, third decan Gems! You’ve earned the limelight that you’re receiving right now. Wear those bikinis. Wear that short skirt. If you don’t, you’ll still get attention anyway. You worked hard for the attention you receive this month. That attention isn’t only coming from your birthday either. It’s coming from within you. If you’ve played your cards right up until this point and kept your humility in check, this month you could win the jackpot! I’m not talking the Powerball but a different kind of lottery. Others are paying attention to you now, others with the moral compass you have as well. They’re just not letting it be known right now that they are. So, single Gems, something romantic is a-brewin’!

You’re a role model, Gemini. The kids worship the ground you walk on. Your lover is even super intrigued by you now too. You’ve taken on new hobbies and kept your health in check. You’re making power moves and although you may not speak it, it speaks for you. Even if you’ll never be rich, recognition isn’t always monetary. With the abundance of love and life around you, things all month look great. All the good deeds you did in months and years passed, even the ones you didn’t receive a thank you for, Karma totally has your back. Good vibes, Gems, good vibes.

Key Dates with Translation

Jun 13- Mercury enters Gemini

Communication at an all-time high! It’s crystal clear and in alignment with your moral wants and needs.

Jun 14- Full Moon in Sagittarius

You are emotionally well balanced at this time. You’re sharing that knowledge with others and inspiring even those who secretly have a Voodoo doll with your face on it.

Jun 21- Sun enters Cancer (Summer solstice)

Everything touches you. The depth of life leaves you breathless with goosebumps.

Jun 23- Venus enters Gemini

Secret admirers are plentiful! Your beauty is unlike any other and it runs deep. You are the epitome of the dream man or woman.

Jun 29- New Moon in Cancer

Your wishes not only include your own goals but those of the ones you love. Your plans always include your babies.


Since things are going so well and you’re getting a lot of attention, like in May, you’re encouraged to stay grounded. It’s great to dream or to have 15 seconds of fame but it does not last. The things you do and the words you speak, especially now, could have long-lasting effects. Forgiveness may not come easy, if at all. If you wrong others right now when you are up, they’ll always remember you as the girl (or guy) who seemingly had it all with little gratitude as to how you got it. Rewards are splendid but if you don’t respect the journey you walked to get you there, do you deserve that reward after all?

Somebody close to you may be suffering right now whether it be mentally or health-wise. Doctors appointments could be scribbled onto the calendar. This could shake your foundation but it will not shake your core. With a tool box well equipped, you know it’s your responsibility to share those tools, what they are, how to use them. You’ve recently taken First Aid, CPR or Heimlich, or looked at videos about it, and some of you will have to use those skills this month.

Last month, Gems, it was all about you. At the end of this month, starting the 13th when that Full Mon hits Capricorn, then later on when Mercury and the New Moon enter Leo, this will fade. It’s now all about either your partner or your foe. If it’s your partner, they are so punchable right now but keep those fists to yourselves! Let that asswad be a fuckboy all he wants, just don’t sink to his level. It’ll pass. During this slice of time, it’s all about them, and you’re resenting it. Not because you’re jealous or used to having all the lovins, but because they’re not taking it with a grain of salt like you did. Their egos will flare and it’s up to you to fan those flames with gusto and class.

Key Dates with Translation

Jul 5- Mercury enters Cancer

Intimate moments with loved ones will hold a tender specialness.

Jul 13- Full Moon in Capricorn

Make sure to wish good things upon not only your people but for your enemies. At this time, they’re the ones who need your understanding the most.

Jul 19- Mercury enters Leo

Loved ones or enemies become fanatically conceited! Don’t kick them down but definitely do deflate that ego!

Jul 28- New Moon in Leo

In subtle ways, be a good role model to those narcissists during this time. Show them that you can be a winner without thinking everyone else is a loser. Show them you can be a boss without being a dick!


Best Month!

Geminian eyes are wide open now. They’re reminiscing on all the sweet moments of the Summer and seeing their people in a brighter light. You saw how your niece kissed that dragonfly on its deathbed. You witnessed your lover brake hard as to not hit that skunk. You saw the way your grandmothers eyes teared up as she watched her grandbaby try to swim for the first time. You saw more this year than you ever did. You’re not just a great role model for others, you can now look in the mirror firmly and call yourself a good person.

You’ve done a lot of goodness, especially in Spring and Summer. You stuck to your word and adhered to your morals. This pays off now. Big time! It may not be monetary but, again, recognition and reward isn’t always on paper. However, it could absolutely be monetary! If it is, it’ll be bigger than you’ve ever seen in one lump bundle before. Be wise. Plan before spending. Stick to that plan just as you are to your life plan. Nowadays, you’re thinking long-term. You know what you spend or choose to do now is how your children or the future you will live later. You feel it’s up to you but this does not weight you down; it inspires you to work even harder if that’s possible!

Your lover and children genuinely see you as a hero. You see yourself as one but you’re not going around bragging about it. After all, a lion doesn’t have to say they’re a lion- everyone just knows it. Gemini, you’re a force to be reckoned with and good news is, not many are reckoning with you. Karma seemed to turn her back on you in years past but now she’s a firm ground to stand on. What you put out comes back to you threefold. Let it motivate you to continue on your path.

Key Dates with Translation

Aug 4- Mercury enters Virgo

The words both spoken and otherwise are heard clearly. You’re leading the way and being what a good leader is supposed to be.

Aug 12- Full Moon in Aquarius

You’re not only looking out for nature and animals now, you see your fellow man as worthy. No good deed goes unpunished but some go a longer way than others. Choose wisely where to put forth the effort.

Aug 26- Mercury enters Libra

Interactions with others hold much depth now. Some people will say things you never imagined them to say; remind them of the beauty in it! They’ll remember your recognition and compliments for years to come.

Aug 27- New Moon in Virgo

With your newfound love for self through and through, new opportunities will find you. It could be new hobbies you always wanted to try or a call from an agent from that query you sent out three months ago.


September is Suicide Awareness Month and Gemini is no stranger to suicide. You’re spreading the word right now, Gemini, and good on you. You’re reminding others to check on their people. But you do this anyway, not just this month. Gemini is the best as owning their shit and making amends. This month, that tradition keeps going strong. Reach out to those you’ve hurt or those who think you’ve hurt them. Now is the time to set the record straight. Tell your truths and be prepared when you have to back those truths up because the other party may not be able to handle them. You know though that lies don’t help but, rather, they hinder growth. Safe wrappers don’t always mean the gift inside is safe.

Geminis are deep souls who vibe high. Not many can roll with them in that aspect. Even younger Gems who still do the party hardy thing have a ‘wise old soul’ aura about them. Older generations always tell them they seem so much older than their chronological years. Gemini, you’ve always known this. You’ve always been different and as you get older, you don’t even try to be anything other than yourself anymore. It’s not worth the effort. You know whose true to you. You know whose true blue inside. You’ll fight for them. You will not put forth your energy for your enemies, those who have done you morally wrong, unless they are 100% drowning. You know that deed would go unappreciated so it isn’t worth your time. You have no issue sitting back to watch the karma play out.

Your spiritual journey is going smooth right now, Gems. You’re learning new things, remembering old ones. Many of you started your awakening process around 2019 and now that process has officially turn to enlightenment. The real lessons don’t always display themselves right away. Your patience has led to a lot of resolution. You finally have your closure now, Gemini. How beautiful is that?

Key Dates with Translation

Sep 10- Full Moon in Pisces

Not everybody can take it on the chin like you can, Gem. Remind others to strap on their helmets and they’ll get through the battle.

Sep 23- Mercury leaves Libra & Sun enters Libra (Autumn equinox)

Spirituality takes on a new meaning right now. A higher one, if that’s possible!

Sept 25- New Moon in Libra

If you didn’t believe in God before, you do now. Or, at the very least, you believe in something.

Sep 9- Oct 2- Mercury retrograde in Libra and Virgo

Even though communication, travel plans or electronics have the tendency to go awry during retrogrades, this one is different. It is tame. It can handle the pressure like Virgo and Libra can. Virgo is August 23 to September 23 and Libra is September 23 to October 22.


The enlightenment increases at an alarming rate this month. You may feel overwhelmed by it, by the a-ha moments that leave you weeping in your room late at night, but allow all that beauty to push you further in your process. Keep it up, you’ll reach the skies where your soul calls Home. This soulful awakening has fine-tuned your talents. Your creativity is mind-blowing right now. You no longer live in the moment like in past years, you live for the moment. Life has a new meaning. You are a new you.

No cloud is ever a total blanket of blue though. Manipulation lives strong this month. If you don’t hold an emotional connection to the one doing the manipulating, you could be in trouble. You could misread the signs and twist things around in your head. You won’t mean to but it could happen so heads up, Gemini! Your good nature is not to be taken advantage of. The trouble is, your manipulator is most likely someone close to you. Toxic friend check! So many other signs say Gemini is two-faced due to the sign being dual in nature, or the fact Gemini can change their mind the deeper their well of knowledge gets. Gemini is flighty but it’s not what others think. Instead, the more Gemini learns about all sides, the more they see. It’s that seeing that widens their knowing. Knowledge is power and the more they know, the more things benefit Gemini.

Gemini is wise now. Use this wisdom to benefit not just your circle but every circle. You don’t always get the credit you deserve, Gemini, but keep on keeping on and next year, your rewards may beat out the ones you got in June!

Key Dates with Translation

Oct 9- Full Moon in Aries

Your emotions are strong right now and you’re feeling just bold enough to express them.

Oct 25- New Moon in Scorpio (Partial Solar Eclipse)

If you’re thinking of plotting revenge on somebody who pissed you off recently, scratch those plans! It isn’t worth it, Gemini!


If the ones who tried to manipulate you succeeded, your heart is really broken right now, Gemini. If the ones who tries weren’t able to, your heart is still broken right now because you saw the betrayal, you just didn’t let them know you know. It is now your ammunition in case they ever try it again. With the holidays right around the corner, you’re feeling stressed again, Gemini. Finances tend to bog down your energy and wear you out. Even if you’re not broke, it wears you down for other reasons. Societys inflation and expectations of spending money on petty bullshit still gets to you even if you’re above it. You want your familys’ expectations to be met so even if western holiday tradition is bizarre to you, you still rise to the occasion.

Come mid-month, when Mercury glides into Sagittarius on the 17th, cans of worms are opened. The outcome depends on your view on worms. Worms nourish the soil and do a lot of good. To others, they’re slimy and squirmy and super nasty. If you’re the Gem who sees the benefits, open communication occurs and it benefits everyone who partakes in it. Everyone will be stronger in the end and uplifted in the here and now. To the Gems who see those worms as icky, icky is what you’ll get. When your people tell you how they really feel, you may take it to heart instead of taking it to mind.

Key Dates with Translation

Nov 8- Full Moon in Taurus (Total Lunar Eclipse)

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Gemini. A setback is just that, a setback not a failure.

Nov 17- Mercury enters Sagittarius

If you’ve been holding back on your truths, speak them! The other party is ready to hear them now.

Nov 23- New Moon in Sagittarius

Others may speak their truths to you around this time. Take it on the chin and let is motivate you. Don’t take it to heart. You’ll see later on it was meant to build you.


Intuition kicks in again, less bogged down by last months blah. You’re following your gut again and many times it’s leading you to the good things instead of the bad ones you expected it to. You made it through Thanksgiving with your head screwed on securely. See, the second week of the month really did you good because you got the rest you needed and certain cycles came to a close. With Christmas upcoming, you’re out there again spreading the word, Gemini. “Buy those Christmas trees with the roots in tact” come out of your mouth. You are now one with your own being and with nature.

By the end of the month, you’re not jumping on the New Years Resolution bandwagon. You believe resolutions should be made not just when years change on a calendar. With more substance in your life, your claws aren’t out so much. Or at least they aren’t out as sharp even when need be. You still say your piece and keep your stance but it’s about the greater good of your tribe now. You are building walls now though, Gemini! You’re building them higher than ever before. Those who did you wrong and continue to do so aren’t able to get back in anymore. You’re sick of the bullshit and the bullshit is sick of you. This year shit stops messing with you so much or trying to knock you down. See, now, you don’t let it.

Happy 2022 and here’s to a great 2023, Gemini! We made it!

Key Dates with Translation

Dec 6- Mercury enters Capricorn

Shit’s going to hit the fan so keep that bad boy on low so it doesn’t end up flying everywhere!

Dec 8- Full Moon in Gemini

If two outcomes or two answers seem of equal importance, give them both the energy they deserve. You’re not always right, Gemini. Let your intuition lead the way and it’ll never send you astray.

Dec 21- Sun enters Capricorn (Winter solstice)

The longest night of the year seems just that- long and dark. Like all your other depressed episodes, this too shall pass.

Dec 23- New Moon in Capricorn

Lift that chin, Gemini. You’ll find yourself down around the holidays, mainly because of society’s ignorance toward their true meanings. Not everyone is as deep as you, Gemini, so you can’t keep letting it bug you!

Dec 29- Jan 22, 2023- Mercury retrograde in Capricorn

Oh. My. God! Heads up, Gemini, things could get hot around this time! Remember, not all heat is good. Have your hypothetical fire extinguishers nearby in case you have to put any fires out.

Charts, in order:

Gemini Cheat Sheet, including dates for each zodiac sign

Zodiac Signs and meanings in Nature

Directions and meanings

Planets and meanings

Chakras- colors and meanings

What Chakras Align to What Planets

Meaning of Houses

Houses and Elements

Signs and Elements

Spiritual Meanings and Houses

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4 Full-length 18+ Storytime with Sadie ASMR Episodes

Welcome to the Sadie the Knight Writer blog and podcast and another 18+ 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 episode. Rather, four episodes all bundled into one! Yay! Tune into the SADIE THE KNIGHT WRITER PODCAST for the full-length episodes:

ᒪ𝕖Ƶ Be 𝐇Ⓞ𝔫ⓔs𝐭 | Storytime with Sadie ASMR | Lesbian Erotica w/Fiona Zedde & P. Kitty_FULL EPISODE– 14 minutes 14 seconds

Good Willy Hunting | 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 18+ FULL Episode | Gay Erotica with Austin Foxxe– 28 minutes 51 seconds

𝑪𝒂𝒏’𝒕 𝑻𝒖𝒓𝒏 𝒂 𝑯𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆 FULL EPISODE| 🔥🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 18+📚 | “The Rise of a Whore” w/Michelle Tran– 8 minutes 38 seconds

Yes, Master… | 🔥🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 18+📚 FULL EPISODE| “Nailed to the Wall”– 12 minutes 12 seconds

See ya on Anchor, Spotify, Apple or your favorite podcast platform today. Click here or just search ‘Sadie the Knight Writer Podcast’ today!

Please note: As of Dec 5th 2021, all 18+ Storytime with Sadie ASMR episodes have been removed from Youtube due to the episode “Fuckin’ Futa!” being flagged and reported as offensive. As a result of this violation, Youtube monetization is at risk. Please support the podcast and Storytime with Sadie by donating to the podcast on Anchor FM.

🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+: ρℓєαѕυяє 2.0 (cherry poppin' & orgies) | Filthy Beautiful Lies by Kendall Ryan & Sex Games by CK Ralston Storytime with Sadie

In today's 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 18+, Sadie gives you pleasure 2.0 with two genres: losing the v-card/cherry poppin' & gang bang/orgy. Sit back and listen to Filthy Beautiful Lies (Book 1 of the Filthy Beautiful Lies Series) by best-selling author Kendall Ryan (starts at 0:00) and Sex Games (Volume 1) by C.K. Ralston (starts at 6:25). Grab your headphones and feel the tingles as the sound travels through both your heads (headphones with stereo setting required) Get ready for a bangin' good time! As always, some privacy, earbuds and a roll of toilet paper may come in handy. This episode is for adults only. Listen at your own risk. — Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
  1. 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+: ρℓєαѕυяє 2.0 (cherry poppin' & orgies) | Filthy Beautiful Lies by Kendall Ryan & Sex Games by CK Ralston
  2. Ƒմ©ҟ վҽʂ!-Masters of the Shadowlands Series, Book 1:Club Shadowlands // 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+
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  4. 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝒻𝓊©𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 | INFJ | 4 Years of Celibacy | The False Twin Flame, Exchanging Sexual Energy, Hookup Culture, Heartbreak after Deep Love
  5. I'd rather deep throat barbed wire than be an extrovert

Happy New Year 2022, INFJ Kingdom!! 🤩 Very rare cameo: Hi, I’m Sadie :)

Welcome to 🅸🅽🅵🅹 🅺🅸🅽🅶🅳🅾🅼 , part of Sadiɛ Շђє ӄռɨɢɦȶ աʀɨȶɛʀ ცɩơɠ and Podcast. Wishing all of you a Happy 2022 full of a bunch of woohoo! and lots of yippy! You are now officially viewing Channel 11: INFJ KINGDOM, part of the Sadie the Knight Writer blog and podcast. ꜱᴜʙꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ and enter ȶɦɛ ӄɨռɢɖօʍ See more videos in the INFJ playlist here on Youtube. Read video content as a blog at Listen as a podcast at Disclaimer: All blog, vlog, podcast and video content is for entertainment purposes only and not to be used as professional or legal advice. Knight Narrations and its members hold no liability for any content that may be viewed as inappropriate or offensive in nature. Visit for services, content, and terms and conditions. Please consider donating to keep the magic going at

🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+: ρℓєαѕυяє 2.0 (cherry poppin' & orgies) | Filthy Beautiful Lies by Kendall Ryan & Sex Games by CK Ralston Storytime with Sadie

In today's 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 🄰🅂🄼🅁 18+, Sadie gives you pleasure 2.0 with two genres: losing the v-card/cherry poppin' & gang bang/orgy. Sit back and listen to Filthy Beautiful Lies (Book 1 of the Filthy Beautiful Lies Series) by best-selling author Kendall Ryan (starts at 0:00) and Sex Games (Volume 1) by C.K. Ralston (starts at 6:25). Grab your headphones and feel the tingles as the sound travels through both your heads (headphones with stereo setting required) Get ready for a bangin' good time! As always, some privacy, earbuds and a roll of toilet paper may come in handy. This episode is for adults only. Listen at your own risk. — Send in a voice message: Support this podcast:
  1. 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+: ρℓєαѕυяє 2.0 (cherry poppin' & orgies) | Filthy Beautiful Lies by Kendall Ryan & Sex Games by CK Ralston
  2. Ƒմ©ҟ վҽʂ!-Masters of the Shadowlands Series, Book 1:Club Shadowlands // 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+
  3. 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅃🄸🄼🄴 🅆🄸🅃🄷 🅂🄰🄳🄸🄴 18+ | 𝒴𝑒𝓈, 𝒟𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎!- Daddy/Daughter Escapades | Theme: taboo (incest)
  4. 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝒻𝓊©𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 | INFJ | 4 Years of Celibacy | The False Twin Flame, Exchanging Sexual Energy, Hookup Culture, Heartbreak after Deep Love
  5. I'd rather deep throat barbed wire than be an extrovert

#LitterChallenge2022 | Creating New Trends That Actually Matter! | Pick a Spot & Maintain it

This is a good one, y’all! Enough of those challenges where you look like a duck, shake your bum like its the Energizer Bunny, run alongside cars as they’re moving, or whatever else. That stuff is fun, sure, but where’s the substance in that? How does it really benefit society or even yourselves? Everybody says they love nature and animals. They post pictures of trees and flowers and all that.

In 2022 and beyond, why not challenge yourselves and others to something big-time? Leave your mark in brighter ways. Sure, it may not be as cool but cool is what you make of it! So, of course we all want to be carbon-neutral but it seems like such a huge feat. It isn’t really. It starts with you and it starts small. The result? A better Her (Earth) for them (kids).


Remember these words and lessons we were all taught at a young age: reduce, reuse then recycle, leave no trace, and carry-in carry-out. It is our responsibility to be stewards to the environment. This is our home, the only home we’ve ever known. Without it, we wouldn’t be here. Without it, we wouldn’t be left breathless so often as long as we take the time to slow down and smell the roses and admire the thorns. We as humans may be bigger or smarter or wiser or whatever….but we aren’t better. Since we know that, let’s do our part.

Pick your spot and keep it beautiful. If you can’t do it for them (kids), do it for Her (Earth). Post your litter pickups with hashtag #LitterChallenge2022 then hashtag where you picked it up like #PontookReservoir #DummerNH. Tag me on Twitter if you’d like- Sadie Alexa- the Knight Writer at @SadieTheKnight. Please continue to be a steward even through the next or latest trends and even when nobody is looking. Not every good deed needs to be posted but the posts I know I want to see are things like this.

Thank you all for the goodness you pump out into the world, the goodness that is seen and the goodness that isn’t shown so publicly. Thanks for listening and please share this post. Your lady Sadie checking out. All the photos in this video are me, my sister and my niece, the New Hampshire litter-picker-uppers. We do this everyday everywhere we go, literally. Sometimes I snap a pic to look back on the pride I feel for my niece but most days there are no cameras or posts or lenses to spy on us- it’s just us, our spots and our litter bags.

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Winster Solstice 2021: The Magic Around Us | The Pale Blue Dot

In today’s post, we celebrate the magic of Winter Solstice and of life. For those who don’t know the symbolism of this day, per, “At the Winter Solstice, the sun travels the shortest path through the sky resulting in the day of the year with the least sunlight and therefore, the longest night” in the northern hemisphere. This is reverse in the southern hemisphere and occurs in June. The Winter Solstice is the celebration of the rebirth of the sun and

Visit to learn in more depth about the cultures who celebrate this holiday and their traditions. In short, it is celebrated with fire and light, is known as the darkest day of the year and the rebirth of the sun. It prepares Nature for the upcoming Spring. Winter Solstice 2021 occurs at the time this video went live- Tuesday, December 21st 2021, 10:58am EST.

The universe is huge, possibly endless. Earth in particular depends on the sun and on water to thrive. Perhaps it is no coincidence that we are here. Perhaps it is not a religious or spiritual matter that we celebrate the sun but an Us matter, those who are aware of the blessings of the light.

This is us (humans). We murder, lie, steal, betray. We claim to love while showing hate. We persecute without bothering to see all sides. We bite first so that they can’t bite us. We exaggerate. We go to war with others…and ourselves. We withhold our own demons that eventually we start to grow horns

Then there’s them (nature and animals). Show plants growing, animals, etc.

Here is the other side of us. All of us crammed onto this (Earth). Per Carl Sagan, a pale blue dot, he said and I quote (source:

“The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. “

So, now, after all these reminders of how things are supposed to be, hopefully one day we can forget all about section 1 of this video. If it takes 100 atta boys to undo 1 raaaah, I guess it’s up to all of us to see the lessons and do better, be better. Collectively. Individually, it’s a beautiful dream. Together, it’s possible.

Until next time. Sparkle bright. Your lady, Sadie, checking out.


Full speech:

Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there–on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot, 1994